It's A Good Thing She Didn't Steal A TV

An adult female shopper went into the department store on the second floor and began to shoplift armfulls of apparel merchandise.  The theft was caught on camera and security went out to detain the individual.  She ran out of the store with security hot on her heels, and when they were about to catch her, she threw all of the merchandise over the second floor railing, causing a very colorful shower of apparel on customers below.  (To this day we are glad she didn't steal a TV)  The security guard grabbed the woman's sweatshirt, and she spun around and backed out of it, leaving the guard holding the sweatshirt.  The woman who was by no means small in stature or endowment, wasn't wearing ANY clothing underneath the sweatshirt, and immediately proceeded to run out of the mall toward the bus stop, naked from the waist up!  Department store security radioed mall security to head her off at the pass.  She was pretty easy to spot so she was quickly apprehended near the bus stop.   I guess she thought she could blend into the crowd.